January 2012
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I think my cat is pregnant.
Oh yay.
Sometimes you don't realize what you need until...
I dated my ex for three years. We lived together and even bought a house together. We’d discussed marriage and children and the whole nine.
But near the end, it became clearer and clearer to me that my needs and wants were not exactly a concern for him. I felt that, during a normal day, I probably never even crossed his mind. He was so wrapped up in himself, I felt like I was in a...
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Anonymous asked: Hi, I have a friend looking for a place to stay in New Orleans. Did you like the place you stayed at? If so, what was the name of it? Thanks, Anonymous Reader
sotheresthat asked: Re: the ostrich pillow thing? I don't understand how you don't suffocate. With your head totally encased and your hands blocking the only vents? How do you breathe? I just don't get it.
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blonderandomthoughts replied to your photo: What fresh hell is this? Cam, get it together…
Same thing I posted, with the same tag! blonderandomthoughts.tu…
Oh my gosh, I didn’t even see that! GENIUS PEOPLE THINK ALIKE. That is hilarious.
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David just called and asked me if I want to go see The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in a city an hour away from us, with his boss/uncle and coworker after work today.
I don’t think I’ve ever said “no” with such a quickness.
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dontsprainyourvagina replied to your post: In high school I worked as a file clerk in a doctor’s office.
This is a gross HIPPA violation
Yes, sweaty hands and feet ARE gross.
For serious though, I didn’t say his name. I don’t think he’ll sue me.
In high school I worked as a file clerk in a...
As you can imagine from my super fancy job title, I filed charts and pulled patient charts for the next day’s appointments.
One day I was pulling charts and on the list of patients for the next day, there was the name of a guy I had just started dating. Amused, I let my eye wander over to the “reason for appointment” section. His reason was “sweaty hands and feet.”...
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I am taking exactly zero shit today.
I’m all out of shits to give and every annoying person is my victim.
Valerina ain’t nothin to fuck with
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I just got called Vanessa three times.
I also corrected this person three times.
Don’t mind me, I’ve only been your coworker for the past four years.
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loveliesteyes:
agent-355:
POOR POOR LEO. At...
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Twenty year-olds with ambitions are so cute.
Sure honey. Go accomplish your dreams. I’ll be over here with this bag of Stacy’s pita chips sitting in my quitters* on top of this massive pile of dog hair. Good for you, though.
*new word for sweatpants. Thanks, Kat!
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ohheyychrissy asked: Please tell me all you learned in NoLa. Where do we eat? What do we see? Where do we drink? What do I wear?
lspoon asked: Have you run into Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively? Apparently they're canoodling in NOLA this weekend.
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I need a NOLA detox.
Not from the booze. From the food. My god, the food.
Veal oscar, beignets, da-bris po boy, oysters, muffaletta, and pretty much the entire menu at Cochon (which included mac & cheese, hat tip to Steph).
It’s pretty bad when you can’t get drunk in New Orleans because of the sheer amount of food you put in your mouth.
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318 miles to New Orleans
I’m already ready for a drink.
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SEMINIFEROUS TUBULES
LOL IT’S A FANCY WORD FOR BALLS
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shirazandsushi replied to your post: David just admitted to me that the reason he takes so long at the grocery store is because of people watching.
It is really hard to think of him as “David.” Long live butters!
For those not in the know, all of David’s friends call him Butters and I cannot stand it. I do not want to call my sex person “Butters.” It makes me cringe.
Speaking...
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David just admitted to me that the reason he takes...
My mind is blown.
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I just got myself heighted and weighed at the...
Apparently I’m 5’2”, not 5’3”.
:’(
dontsprainyourvagina asked: That movie is why god killed Jennifer Grey's career and killed Patrick Swayze.
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"Urgent"
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I think it's a north/south thing (wedding gift...
Our Northern friends seemed to give more, on average, than our Georgia friends.
Some of y’all said you gave about the price per plate. Our price per plate was like, $35. We had a buffet.
Damn, y'all must be richer than I am.
(Looking at what people spend on other people’s wedding gifts.)
I had no idea people spent that much. We had a few pricey gifts from close family, but we received a salad plate from the president of the college I work for. I really didn’t expect people to spend a lot of money on our gifts. And a lot of them didn’t.
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I think the only way politicians will notice the...
is if all the porn sites black out too.
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In happier workplace news
My boss asked me to do a story on my Work Friend Crush (she’s a woman in a male-dominated field and supposedly the only female instructor for her course in the state), and I think we are basically BFF now. She just responded to one of my emails and used a curse word.
~MFEO~
omgclnclncln asked: I think you and I should open our own marketing & pr firm and we can hire IT guys that do their work instead of having people reference us. Also, this way, we wouldn't have to look up other people's wages and then cry at our desk. I'm also really good at picking interns. And of course, we can have a booze cart. Just thinking big here.