December 2009
So long, pants! See you next year!
I hate the phrase "get on the stick."
Not only is it stupid-sounding, it implies, like, doing shit.
DO NOT APPROVE.
FACT: Tumblr "likes" are 3,258x better than...
Why? I’m not really sure. All I know is that my mood instantly lifts when I see one of those little slightly-lighter-than-the-tumblr-background blue notifications on my dashboard. It’s much nicer than those little thumbs-up thingies on Facebook.
Facebook. PUH.
Maybe it’s because I don’t get a boatload of “likes” on tumblr (actually, I don’t get a lot of...
I just got invited to a "[Redacted] turns 21!"...
I don’t get it. Do they need a chaperon? Someone to rent a car for them?
My boyfriend just found out he will be reimbursed...
I told him that good, his next gift to me can be a Burberry* scarf.
He said Christmas is over.
I told him that was an unacceptable answer and that his mind should be in a constant state of unrest as to what gift to buy me next.
*OK, a fake one. I do not condone paying $300 for a big name item when you can get a knockoff for $20.
**Also, I pinky swear I’m not spoiled and I do not...
“No More Resolutions. Just change.”
– (via Postsecret)
“The logo with the goose and buoy should be the main focus of the ad. Make sure...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Had this person recently dropped acid? Who asks for shit like this?
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If you want me to end our conversation and start...
Works every time.
Back to work. Catching up on e-mails from the past...
118 unread. Welcome back, Valerie!
Sigh.
The only meat I've had today is a bite of my...
(OH AND A SLIM JIM! SSSHHHH!)
Just thought y’all should know. Carry on.
I was unaware that there is such a thing as Jack...
staceyjoy:
cara-ann:
But it is on tv. And I am into it. And I want one. Not even for racing. Just petting and loving.
There is no such thing as a Jack Russell that exists for petting and loving. They DO exist for running like idiots, jumping as high as they can to bite something, biting everything, chewing everything, picking fights with bigger dogs, getting into the garbage, and...
Is it wrong that Speechless is one of my favorites from The Fame Monster?
Why it's better to pretend you don't know anything... →
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I'm going out tonight to meet a friend. My...
Boyfriend: You look pretty tonight!
Me: Thank you!
Boyfriend: Don't fuck a lot of dudes tonight.
Me: I'll only fuck one or two.
Boyfriend: OK. That's not a lot.
My voice has been AWESOME lately, for whatever...
I alternate between telling him he is the “best boyfriend ever” and “worst boyfriend ever” nightly.
Homeostasis, y’know.
clientsfromhell:
Me: “Do you have a vector version of your logo? We will need something that we can scale up enough to use on the signage.”
Client: “Yes, we have the logo in Microsoft Word. It’s not very big, but I’m sure you can blow it up.”
Clients like this: YOU DIE. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!!!!
So, I'm going to Orlando this weekend for a...
A wedding for my boyfriend’s (female) friend whom I’ve never met.
A wedding for my boyfriend’s (female) friend who recently tried to set him up with some girl (who lives IN ORLANDO) by giving her his e-mail address without even telling him about it first.
A wedding I have to drive 4+ hours to attend.
A wedding I am, needless to say, NOT looking forward to.
Hey, at least I...
80 more minutes and I'm leaving this bitch until...
It has been decided. I am hitting up The Dollar...
GIFT BAGS AND WRAPPING PAPER LIKE WHOA.
I hate it when tumblr tells me I have a new item,...
Disappointment. It doesn’t take much.