January 2010
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I am pretty sure that this Facebook message from...
“sun march 21- thur march 25, leaving from port canaveral, $379/person, freeport day 1 & nassau days 2/3 & at sea day 4”
Okay, so I have just had a breakdown about how...
This is about as melodramatic as I will get on here.
SORRY, Y’ALL. I have EMOTIONS.
Also, saratt, I have lost a follower as well, but then I realized it was the dude who posted about how he thought gay marriage was wrong and other narrow-minded beliefs (I never followed him back—one of the two people I have not followed back), so I consider it WINSIES FOR ME. I am certain your lost...
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I had a dream last night that I owned a bunch of...
Lowered expec-ta-yay-tionnnnnnssss
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My parents (the hot folks you saw earlier) are...
This evening is going to KICK ASS!
nyclust asked: What do you do for a living? How did you end up with the name Valerina (I love it, btw).
PS-your hair is pretty :-)
PS-your hair is pretty :-)
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Come on, give me something to do between H&R Block... →
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I DVR Project Runway.
Last night, I started my new episode around 10:20, reveling in the fact that I could skip through all the commercials.
I watched the episode all the way through … from the contestants talking to Tim Gunn at The Met, to picking teams, to designing and sewing their pieces, to the runway show, and to the judging.
And at the end, when they brought out the highest and lowest scoring designers...
buildingaladder asked: Valerie, can you fix my resume? Thanks!
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What is this, Ask Valerie To Fix My Résumé Week?
I have had two people in the last three days ask me to help them with their résumés.
The more recent one, I don’t mind, as she just wanted me to scan and proofread it. Fine, whatever. No big D.
But the other chick, a former co-worker, called me while I was at work asking me to help her WRITE her résumé. Like, come up with her duties and shit from her previous jobs.
I told her I’d...
I just sent a picture of me in a bikini, circa...
Whoops!
I was planning on writing a post tomorrow abut 2008 me, and how skinny I was, and how it completely makes me crazy how high my body expectations are now… anyway, blah blah blah, you’ll probably see it tomorrow. I meant to send it to myself. Not someone else.
It’s kinda embarrassing when you accidentally send bikini pictures of yourself to the wrong person.
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I'm previewing Heidi Montag's album "Superficial"...
Because I can’t decide whether I want to laugh my ass off or kill myself this afternoon.
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Dear dude who makes more than 2.5 times my salary:
Every quarter you bring me a Word document and ask me to change one number in it and e-mail it back to you.
If you cannot figure out how to do this yourself, I have very little confidence in our hierarchy at this establishment.
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I'm supposed to be eating oysters with a friend...
I’mma be RULL pissed if she stands me up and I could be at dinner with my boyfriend and his (EXPONENTIALLY AWESOME) grandma right now.
Our company is getting ready for a website...
Despite the fact that we’re hiring an outside agency, I’m about 95% certain I will get roped into this somehow, even though I can’t build a website.
Hold me.
Upon walking in the door to find the BF working on...
Me: Did you come home early to work on the glitter puzzle?
Boyfriend: …
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Fun fact of the day: my high school boyfriend's...
andiwa:
(via valerina)
JIMMY CARTER HAS THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS ME. I LOVE FACTS AND TOLD PEOPLE AT THE BAR STORIES ABOUT CALVIN COOLIDGE LAST NIGHT. I don’t think they were as impressed as they should have been.
No flippin’ way! IS YOUR BIRTHDAY OCTOBER 1ST TOO??? BIRTHDAY TWINSIES!
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Fun fact of the day: my high school boyfriend's...
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I actually have people who WANT to talk to me on...
BALLS.
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Our Nashville friends are making lasagna for...
THREE. GODDAMN. POUNDS. OF. CHEESE.
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buildingaladder
I tried submitting a question from a different browser, but I fear that didn’t work either because it didn’t give me the happy little message that my question had, indeed, been submitted. So I’m asking it here. CHEATER CHEATER PUMPKIN EATER AM I. Everyone can play along, too!
Would you rather:
Have a unicorn as a pet (awesome!), but you can’t ever eat cheese or meat...
buildingaladder asked: Tell me a story about something that happened yesterday.
Ask, tumblrs, ask! →
ericyumyum asked: If you had to name the one thing that most frightens you about growing old, what would it be?
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I'm wearing flip flops! In January!
BLESS THE SOUTH!
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I just unfollowed someone who said that Jersey...
LIES. I have never felt my time was wasted while watching Jersey Shore. It has only been enriched by its presence.
Nashville tomorrow, Louisville Saturday, then back...
Damn, I’ve got a lot of driving to do. What’s on your road trip playlist?