January 2011
December 2010
Losing followers is so 2010.
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Oops. Totes deleted that phone screen shot post. You all had a nice view of David’s phone number for a good 8 minutes or so.
yellowonesdontstop replied to your photo: No one is safe from my wrath today. Not even…
which one of you is the gators fan?
David is. UF is his alma mater.
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HOW ARE YOU EMPLOYED IN 2010 AND YOU DON'T KNOW...
AND WHY DO I HAVE TO RE-TEACH YOU EVERY GODDAMN TIME YOU DO IT? THIS IS LIKE 75% OF YOUR JOB. TODAY IS NEW YEAR’S EVE AND I’M FUCKING AT WORK AND HUNGOVER AND WOULD RATHER BE IN BED BUT YOU HAVE TO WORRY ME WITH THIS SHIT.
IT IS ALSO NOT MY FAULT THAT YOUR DATA IS FUCKED UP. THAT’S ALLLLLLL YOU HOMEGIRL.
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It was like The Loneliest Commuter: The Valerina...
Fuck you so hard, workplace, for making me come in today.
runbiotchrun-deactivated2011110 asked: Touche ;)
Who's in YOUR dream threesome?
Who's in YOUR dream threesome?
runbiotchrun-deactivated2011110 asked: Touche ;)
Who's in YOUR dream threesome?
Who's in YOUR dream threesome?
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shaba asked: I'm in the beginning stages of planning a bridal shower. How can I make it not suck? Note: There will be booze, and there will not be games involving toilet paper.
shaba asked: I'm in the beginning stages of planning a bridal shower. How can I make it not suck? Note: There will be booze, and there will not be games involving toilet paper.
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Just chased a Vicodin with a swig of vodka. Hit me.
(Don’t worry. I have a prescription for the Vicodin. I do not, however, have a prescription for the vodka.)
Anonymous asked: This is weird... but I am obsessed with your name! Valerie is so adorable! I now want to name my daughter that!!!
Anonymous asked: This is weird... but I am obsessed with your name! Valerie is so adorable! I now want to name my daughter that!!!
For those of you who may have been wondering, or...
…Julie (future MOH) was the one in the MAHITA! video.
If you haven’t seen the MAHITA! video, you are missing out. If you want to see it, leave me a note in my ask box or email me if you have my email address.
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By the way
The purpose of my last post was not to invoke pity or empathy, but rather to draw attention to what horrible pranksters those two people were.
Even at 14, come on. You can do better.
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I remember when I was in like 8th grade, this guy from another school started calling me because some girl in my grade gave him my number. Weird, right?
I’d met the guy before, probably at a football game or some equally lame middle school social gathering, so we knew of each other.
Well, he wasn’t creepy about the phone calls. We just talked on the phone about shit 14 year olds talk...
withperspective asked: For the love of god why I can't I figure this Tumblr shit out?! Seriously. It shouldn't be this hard but apparently I'm challenged.
So the cracker cloud. Basically I was trying to tell you that I could relate to your post and the crackers I ate would emit this weird cloud of cracker dust that would settle on me and my desk. Without fail someone ALWAYS walked in...
So the cracker cloud. Basically I was trying to tell you that I could relate to your post and the crackers I ate would emit this weird cloud of cracker dust that would settle on me and my desk. Without fail someone ALWAYS walked in...
withperspective asked: For the love of god why I can't I figure this Tumblr shit out?! Seriously. It shouldn't be this hard but apparently I'm challenged.
So the cracker cloud. Basically I was trying to tell you that I could relate to your post and the crackers I ate would emit this weird cloud of cracker dust that would settle on me and my desk. Without fail someone ALWAYS walked in...
So the cracker cloud. Basically I was trying to tell you that I could relate to your post and the crackers I ate would emit this weird cloud of cracker dust that would settle on me and my desk. Without fail someone ALWAYS walked in...
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Someone just came in here to ask me a question and...
I exude class and grace every day.
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ilikeyourwigjanice asked: Ok this is a TOTAL TMI question, so feel free to ignore. Did you have any doubts or hesitations when you said yes? I dont mean that like you should, but being no where near the engaged stage, I always wonder how I'll feel when I see the future hubs down on one knee. What went through your mind (aside from being freezing!)?
ilikeyourwigjanice asked: Ok this is a TOTAL TMI question, so feel free to ignore. Did you have any doubts or hesitations when you said yes? I dont mean that like you should, but being no where near the engaged stage, I always wonder how I'll feel when I see the future hubs down on one knee. What went through your mind (aside from being freezing!)?
TMI Tuesday? →
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I didn't want to piss on your party hat.
imnotthatkindofgirl asked: What would YOU do if we traded places for a day?
imnotthatkindofgirl asked: What would YOU do if we traded places for a day?
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lspoon replied to your post: Can you share the proposal story? (sorry if you already did - I haven’t quite caught up on stuff from the last few days!)
So sweet! Now all we need is a close-up of the ring and we’ll be set :)
Well…since there aren’t that many folks around today…I suppose I could post one.
It’s a solitaire, which is what I’ve always wanted.
Today is my first day back at work in 11 days.
I slept like shit last night.
When I got out of bed this morning (which was ROUGH), despite the fact that the thermostat had been set to just under 70, it was 60 degrees inside my house.
When I got in the car to drive to work, I realized I was below E in fuel, so I had to be late to work after stopping for gas. It was 20 degrees and my hair was...
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That awkward moment when your ovaries explode at...
Daily strife.
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sweetvirginiabreeze asked: Can you share the proposal story? (sorry if you already did - I haven't quite caught up on stuff from the last few days!)
sweetvirginiabreeze asked: Can you share the proposal story? (sorry if you already did - I haven't quite caught up on stuff from the last few days!)
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So, we did set a date, and my best guy friend keeps making it a point to remind me that our date is the same as another friend of his.
Whatever, dude. I’m sorry I’m making your life so inconvenient. I already had to pick the only Florida bye week in 2011. Give me an effing break.
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dontsprainyourvagina asked: Did you call him your "boyfriend" because this is a new thing being engaged or because you have temporarily called off the wedding until he takes you out to a bar?
dontsprainyourvagina asked: Did you call him your "boyfriend" because this is a new thing being engaged or because you have temporarily called off the wedding until he takes you out to a bar?
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