February 2011
Things that piss me off, vol. 39
Those girls (are there guys that do this too? probably) who use the fact that they’ve known your boyfriend longer than you have to their advantage. They push the limits of friendship to see just how much they can get away with. They think they’re special because they got there first.
I have never understood this.
One such offender kissed my (now ex) boyfriend on the mouth in front of...
January 2011
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morninggloria:
“If your first instinct is to tell someone to be grateful for their catcalls, go ahead and jump in a woodchipper.”
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msavignon (via thetart)
For serious. I’m not reblogging this so I can brag about how many catcalls I get on campus out here. You all know I’m fucking hot, that’s a given*. I just hate the fact that I’m supposed to take this shit as a...
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Things I have memorized:
Routing number and account number for my checking account
My driver’s license number
Things I do not have memorized:
Anything that does not relate to online shopping
I just washed down my anti-depressant with bourbon.
Irony?
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The Worst
When the Penis Owner in your household is in a Cleaning Mood for the first time ever, and you’re in more of a Watch DVRed American Idol In Your Sweatpants While Drinking Miller Lite Under A Blanket Mood.
anniehinton replied to your post: Since you disabled the ability for me to see what you liked, how am I to know what I’m supposed to like?
I keep reading this as “since you like disabled people”
It’s true! I do!
Anonymous asked: Since you disabled the ability for me to see what you liked, how am I to know what I'm supposed to like?
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Anyone know of any good DIY blogs?
I’m about to get crafty up in this bitch.
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Got my 1098 from my mortgage company
and I now owe LESS than my house appraised for a few months ago!
THAT MEANS this year a refi is possible, so my sorry ass ex-boyfriend’s name can be erased from my mortgage and I don’t have to bring thousands to closing.
FREEEEDOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
(he tried to get me to pay half the closing costs a few months ago and I said hey guess what? I’ve paid over $10k in YOUR half of...
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I wonder what the ratio is of favors people ask of...
I’m gonna estimate about eleventy cuntzillion to one. Give or take.
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"Only $132!" (or any similar number) is something...
That will never be “cheap” to me as far as those things are concerned.
I wish my W-2 said something like "Your hair is...
because the numbers on there aren’t making me feel all that great about myself.
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"Ladylike"
Can we all just agree to put that word to rest?
If it’s acceptable for a dude to say “fuck” then it should be OK for me to say it too.
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Mustang Halle: The best soy latte that you ever... →
mustanghalle:
The best soy latte that you ever had, and me
I was having an argument with Matthew about whether awful lyrics guarantee a bad song. Ladies and gentlemen, Train!
“She never compromises, loves babies and surprises/Wears high heels when she exercises” Girl’s Achilles heels are going to snap and roll up like window shades.
-Meet Virginia
“She checks out Mozart while she does...
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David went to my parents' house earlier to get my...
David: Your dad was really talkative today.
Me: He must have been bored.
David: Or either he didn’t want to go back in the house. Both garage doors were closed. That was odd. I never see both the garage doors closed over there.
Me: That’s fascinating. Tell me more.
David: ..he had on a matching sweatsuit.
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Every time a University of Florida alum appears on...
David says, “Maurkice Pouncey [or whoever] from?”
and he won’t stop looking at me until I mumble “the University of Florida.”
My response gets more dejected each time.
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Things I want right now:
An Ocean Water from Sonic
For my sinuses not to hurt
Something good to come on TV
A kitten
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