Reba Amoeba


My name is Valerie.
I'm 28 and I live in Georgia.
The state, not the country.
I like black coffee, cardigans, beer, Mad Men, burnt hot dogs, nail polish, bourbon on the rocks, Robert Downey Jr., bloody steaks, spending money I don't have, The Avett Brothers, and my awesome husband.

If you follow me, you'll hear a lot about my awesome life, which includes things I eat and drink, running, pictures of my hastily thrown together outfits, random bitching, and things I find funny.

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~ Tuesday, January 17 ~
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omgclnclncln asked: I think you and I should open our own marketing & pr firm and we can hire IT guys that do their work instead of having people reference us. Also, this way, we wouldn't have to look up other people's wages and then cry at our desk. I'm also really good at picking interns. And of course, we can have a booze cart. Just thinking big here.

Oh my god this is the best idea ever. Why haven’t we done this yet? 

Oh! Oh! And something else we can do that no one I’ve ever worked with has ever thought of…we can treat our employees LIKE HUMAN BEINGS!

I’m already picking out what I want to fill our cart with.


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  1. brklyn said: I’ll be y’alls IT guy.
  2. reallynic said: Do you need any project managers?
  3. jodilyn said: i would move to georgia simply to work with you both. i’m handy with websites/html/internet things/writing on deadline. :D
  4. jelizabethl said: Can I be your first employee?!
  5. avodka-kedavra said: I want to go to there.
  6. buildingaladder said: REMEMBER WHEN WE UPDATE EACH OTHERS RESUMES?! THOSE WILL TOTALLY HELP US GET NEW JOBS.
  7. omgclnclncln said: also, we won’t tell people that they need to pray as a solution to shitty behavior like forgetting to file my insurance for six months. WE ARE GONNA RULE THE WORLD! everyone else can suck it.
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