*GASP*
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME ANYONE HAS EVER DONE A POST LIKE THIS FOR ME I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY AND MY MOM AND ROBERT DOWNEY JR.
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Reba Amoeba
My name is Valerie.
I'm 28 and I live in Georgia.
The state, not the country.
I like black coffee, cardigans, beer, Mad Men, burnt hot dogs, nail polish, bourbon on the rocks, Robert Downey Jr., bloody steaks, spending money I don't have, The Avett Brothers, and my awesome husband.
If you follow me, you'll hear a lot about my awesome life, which includes things I eat and drink, running, pictures of my hastily thrown together outfits, random bitching, and things I find funny.
Enjoy my tumblr with a side of bacon.
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~ Thursday, January 19 ~
Posts that have made me click the 
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Things single men are doing wrong:
Not going to wine bars.
Seriously, lots of hot chicks at Flight 1551. I’d say lots of hot single chicks, but then 3 out of 4 of us are not so single, so who...
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“Well if you turn I to Channel 1, you’ll hear Adele setting fire to the goddamn rain every time you turn around.”— I am dirty martini drunk and my dad is saying the most hilarious things.
