Reba Amoeba


My name is Valerie.
I'm 28 and I live in Georgia.
The state, not the country.
I like black coffee, cardigans, beer, Mad Men, burnt hot dogs, nail polish, bourbon on the rocks, Robert Downey Jr., bloody steaks, spending money I don't have, The Avett Brothers, and my awesome husband.

If you follow me, you'll hear a lot about my awesome life, which includes things I eat and drink, running, pictures of my hastily thrown together outfits, random bitching, and things I find funny.

Enjoy my tumblr with a side of bacon.

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~ Monday, January 23 ~
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Twenty year-olds with ambitions are so cute.

Sure honey. Go accomplish your dreams. I’ll be over here with this bag of Stacy’s pita chips sitting in my quitters* on top of this massive pile of dog hair. Good for you, though.

*new word for sweatpants. Thanks, Kat!

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