Reba Amoeba


My name is Valerie.
I'm 28 and I live in Georgia.
The state, not the country.
I like black coffee, cardigans, beer, Mad Men, burnt hot dogs, nail polish, bourbon on the rocks, Robert Downey Jr., bloody steaks, spending money I don't have, The Avett Brothers, and my awesome husband.

If you follow me, you'll hear a lot about my awesome life, which includes things I eat and drink, running, pictures of my hastily thrown together outfits, random bitching, and things I find funny.

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~ Tuesday, January 24 ~
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I just got called Vanessa three times.

I also corrected this person three times.

Don’t mind me, I’ve only been your coworker for the past four years.

Tags: dick not all v names are the same
58 notes
  1. shirazandsushi said: Come at me bro!
  2. gingerspice said: Hay girl! Samantha here!
  3. the-house-of-oz said: OMG that picture is perfect.
  4. whatyousaybabyk said: We have a Victoria in our office and I always want to call her Veronica. Not sure why. Probably cause I’m a dick. :)
  5. haygirlhay said: you get one, MAYBE two corrections before i think you have a syndrome if you continue to mispronounce something. worst.
  6. thatgirlnamedsmash replied:
  7. cadyheron said: ughhhhhhhh the absolute WORST.