Reba Amoeba


My name is Valerie.
I'm 28 and I live in Georgia.
The state, not the country.
I like black coffee, cardigans, beer, Mad Men, burnt hot dogs, nail polish, bourbon on the rocks, Robert Downey Jr., bloody steaks, spending money I don't have, The Avett Brothers, and my awesome husband.

If you follow me, you'll hear a lot about my awesome life, which includes things I eat and drink, running, pictures of my hastily thrown together outfits, random bitching, and things I find funny.

Enjoy my tumblr with a side of bacon.

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~ Wednesday, January 25 ~
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This does not surprise me in the slightest. I am the realest bitch in all the land. I do not have time for bullshit and those who spew it. Apparently I’m also like a politician. Oh thank god. I’m kicking myself over not taking that job as a steelworker, though.

This does not surprise me in the slightest. I am the realest bitch in all the land. I do not have time for bullshit and those who spew it. Apparently I’m also like a politician. Oh thank god.

I’m kicking myself over not taking that job as a steelworker, though.

Tags: bet you didn't know i was an introvert it's because i hate everyone