Reba Amoeba


My name is Valerie.
I'm 28 and I live in Georgia.
The state, not the country.
I like black coffee, cardigans, beer, Mad Men, burnt hot dogs, nail polish, bourbon on the rocks, Robert Downey Jr., bloody steaks, spending money I don't have, The Avett Brothers, and my awesome husband.

If you follow me, you'll hear a lot about my awesome life, which includes things I eat and drink, running, pictures of my hastily thrown together outfits, random bitching, and things I find funny.

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~ Thursday, January 26 ~
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What fresh hell is this?
Cam, get it together girl.

What fresh hell is this?

Cam, get it together girl.

Tags: buzz your girlfriend woof she looks like glenn close at glenn close's 80th birthday party in 2027 yes i wikipedia'd glenn close for this post
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  1. itisinthelittlethings said: her arms look odd… to muscular and the color is.. off.
  2. insidemelookingout said: She is starting to look like Susan Powder.
  3. haygirlhay said: after not aging a day in ten years, girlfriend has aged ten years in a day. my god.
  4. blonderandomthoughts said: Same thing I posted, with the same tag! blonderandomthoughts.tu…
  5. cadyheron said: so scary. she aged like 20 years overnight
  6. shanamaideleh reblogged this from valerina and added:
    Note to self: Start saying “What the...this?” at least once a day.
  7. thelifeandtimesofenc said: that’s like a gymnastics leotard gone wrong. with a side of my grandma’s bed head.
  8. luciwithani said: cam and rihanna = group rate in terrible life decision rehab
  9. dislocatedgapeach said: busted.
  10. neffsays said: She looks like a frightening version of Elizabeth Gilbert here.
  11. hershyscorner said: oy. this is no bueno!
  12. footagenotfound said: Uh oh.
  13. valerina posted this