Reba Amoeba

My name is Valerie.
I'm 28 and I live in Georgia.
The state, not the country.
I like black coffee, cardigans, beer, Mad Men, burnt hot dogs, nail polish, bourbon on the rocks, Robert Downey Jr., bloody steaks, spending money I don't have, The Avett Brothers, and my awesome husband.

If you follow me, you'll hear a lot about my awesome life, which includes things I eat and drink, running, pictures of my hastily thrown together outfits, random bitching, and things I find funny.

Enjoy my tumblr with a side of bacon.

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~ Friday, January 27 ~

sotheresthat asked: Re: the ostrich pillow thing? I don't understand how you don't suffocate. With your head totally encased and your hands blocking the only vents? How do you breathe? I just don't get it.

I wondered that too and quickly decided that I don’t need to breathe, I just need to sleep.

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