Reba Amoeba


My name is Valerie.
I'm 28 and I live in Georgia.
The state, not the country.
I like black coffee, cardigans, beer, Mad Men, burnt hot dogs, nail polish, bourbon on the rocks, Robert Downey Jr., bloody steaks, spending money I don't have, The Avett Brothers, and my awesome husband.

If you follow me, you'll hear a lot about my awesome life, which includes things I eat and drink, running, pictures of my hastily thrown together outfits, random bitching, and things I find funny.

Enjoy my tumblr with a side of bacon.

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~ Friday, January 27 ~
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I don’t know why this is so funny, but it just is. Don’t question it. Just let it happen.

Tags: just the tip just to see how it feels
31 notes
  1. bacon-bits said: Laughed my ass off!
  2. theenthusiasticwife reblogged this from valerina
  3. lifebyliz said: I took a class in college that forced us to play the recorder. I was so bad that the teacher literally failed me. My only college F was in recorder. I can’t make this up.
  4. pleaseexcusethemess replied:
  5. nyclust said: dead
  6. valerina posted this