Reba Amoeba (Here's some puke talk for your Friday morning.)

3 months ago (41 notes)

Here’s some puke talk for your Friday morning.

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My boss was just telling me about how her dog vommed this morning, and while she was trying to clean it (it’s actually her son’s dog, she’s keeping her while he’s away at college), she had to run to the bathroom and ralph, because it was so disgusting.

I think it bodes well for me and my future offspring that I don’t get grossed out by that stuff. Sure, it’s nasty and I don’t like cleaning it, but I’ve had to do it so much that it really doesn’t bother me anymore. I’ve never changed a diaper in my life because other people’s kids gross me out (sorry), but I think if it’s my own, I’ll be OK. A good friend of mine has a little boy who straight up peed on me and I was like, “Meh, looks like I gotta change my sweatpants.” So if it’s my kid, or the kid of someone I’m super close to, I’m apparently OK with the bodily fluids and such.

HAPPY FRIDAY!

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cynicismandspunk said: I am like that too - nothing bothers me about bodily functions and grossness at all. Don’t know where I get it from though because when I was little if I threw up, my mom threw up. It was like a chain-reaction, always.
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hugesuccess said: Dude, guy I work with was in th middle of making a sandwich, told to finish the check and ran to the bathroom and apparently spewed and was perfectly fine after that. It’s been a weird Morning
the-house-of-oz said: This is exactly how I know I would not be a great mother. I would run from my kid and scream how gross it is. File under: sometimes I’m a terrible person.
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callmerobin said: i say all the time i don’t see how our future kid could do anything much more gross than what these dogs do…
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blairsings said: I’ve cleaned up so many cat hair balls, so much cat vomit and cat poop that I am hardly fazed by it anymore either!
dorothypzbornak said: but the smell!!
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itsalwaysb said: One time my dog had an accident and when I went to pick it up I puked so then I went up stairs and told my parents that my dog had 2 accidents and they should go clean it up.
sweetvirginiabreeze said: i think a lot of it has to do with how sensitive you are to smell. if you were able to plug your nose and not have to smell it, you’d probably be fine.
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smallnmighty said: interesting - dog vomit is actually very non-gross… she must have a weak stomach!
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throwing-milkshakes-at-cars said: The barf I can handle but if anyone on this planet expects me to wipe a shitty asshole they’re out of their mind.
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haygirlhay said: Yep. I get really grossed out by adult puke, but baby/pet vomit is fine. Poopoo and peepee also fine.
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ibroughtyousometoast said: You’re a saint.
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