| Me: | I think Mom was butthurt about me canceling plans with her last weekend, so I told her we could go watch The Vow together and have margaritas to make up for it. |
| Him: | Nice! That means I don't have to go see it with you! |
| Me: | Bonus! |
| Him: | Wait, is that the one with Channing Tatum in it? |
| Me: | Yes. |
| Him: | Aw damnit, I might want to see that one. He's dreamy. |