You know what’s my favorite?

When someone calls you with an EMERGENCY, OMG, I NEED X, Y, AND Z IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES PLEASE OMG OMG and you drop what you are doing to accommodate this inconsiderate person for the sake of teamwork and then they NEVER COME AND PICK UP WHAT IT IS THEY ASKED FOR?

OH MY GOSH I JUST LIVE FOR THAT.

I just got called Vanessa three times.

I also corrected this person three times.

Don’t mind me, I’ve only been your coworker for the past four years.