dontsprainyourvagina replied to your post: In high school I worked as a file clerk in a doctor’s office.

This is a gross HIPPA violation

Yes, sweaty hands and feet ARE gross.

For serious though, I didn’t say his name. I don’t think he’ll sue me.

dontsprainyourvagina replied to your post: I called out “late” to work today because I didn’t…

Make no mistake, he is laying the tracks to get some action when you home

Well he’s doing it right. He isn’t stupid. The other day I sent him a photo of some truly heinous wedding hair and said “This is how I’m wearing my hair for the wedding, do you like it?” And he said, “Not really. Too big.”

I replied, “Do you honestly think I would wear my hair like that? That was clearly a joke.” He replied, “I thought it was a joke but I wasn’t sure and I didn’t wanna make fun of it in case you actually liked it. That’s just what I need, you mad at me again.”

dontsprainyourvagina replied to your photo: We’re getting engagement photos taken (we weren’t…

This is not a wedding blog

Shouldn’t you be doing something….other than tumblr-ing?

dontsprainyourvagina replied to your photo: GPOYW: phoning it in with an old/probably recycled…

Hey, just so you know, your boob has a bunch of sweat underneath it. Thought you should know.

That’s ruching, not sweat, but hey thanks for that.

I figure you of all people would recognize the visible bra first.